CCTV

I'm sure everyone can remember when they were younger seeing a CCTV where they have a camera up beside it to show you that it is working or whatever.
I'm also certain everyone'll remember being amazed with it and spending ages jumping in and out of the camera's view.
And I'm also positive that for most people the novelty of this wore off eventually.

Unfortunately, it never did for me. Combining my obsession of trying to beat my reflection(I jump past mirrors to see if I can see a noticeable difference between me and the shadow... which is ridiculous, but I started trying before I had realised that) along with the added quirk of the image of me appearing at a different angle(and being possible to beat easily), I never quite grew out of it.

So this week, my supermarket added some new cameras and noticed they had a spare television set upstairs... decided to use it to scare people with this old technique.
As a result I cannot do any work. Every time I see me, I drop everything and start dancing to watch myself dancing so that I can beat me in a dance off between me and myself(I've banned myself from using wobbly leg dances as the low frame rate of cctv make it far to easy for me to beat me).
The management are getting sick of it, my cries of "IF YOU WANT ME TO WORK, THEN GET ME OUT OF MY SIGHT!" are only damaging my job's security more.